Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Let Jadeline lighten your day too.

Been pretty stressed up lately with work. Alot of things happening at the same time and 24 hours a day is really NOT enough to cater for a young aspiring "businessman" like me. But no matter what, I'll strive to be what I aimed to be, even if it kills me.

Just submit a quoatation that I've been stressed out with to my client, finally can have a sigh of relieve. At least until tomorrow when I've to meet with them to finalize things. I'm sure I'll have alot of questions by them and have to justify why this and that cost so much. Hate doing business with people who don't understand the situation, too many people take too many things for granted. Rich people only want things fast, and perfect, sometimes they want it the cheapest too. Can't the M'sian market and consumers be more like the foreigners? Or even the new generation of Malays? They just accept the price you give them and won't bother to waste time negotiating price for hours on end.

Anyway I'm taking this few hours to finally settle down and relax abit. Was REALLY stressed out earlier today chasing suppliers whole day to reply all me quotation! Bloody hell all of them take their own sweet time..#@$%. But enough of work. The point of this post is, I want to share with the world the "lame-ness"?? of Jadeline.

She has some really good mama jokes here man, wonder where she got it from..enjoy!

"Ur mama is so stupid, that she sold her car to buy petrol!"

J'delinee says:
ur mama so poor, that she went to KFC to lick everyone's finger

J'delinee says:
ur mama so stupid , she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!

J'delinee says:
ur mama so fat
J'delinee says:
then when she stands infront of the HOLYWOOD sign
J'delinee says:
u could only see H and D

J'delinee says:
ur mama so poor
J'delinee says:
that burglars break in to leave her money

J'delinee says:
HAHA THIS IS FUNNY...
J'delinee says:
your mama so poor, that she cant even afford to pay attention

J'delinee says:
ur mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out dry..

J'delinee says:
ur mama so old.. that when a kid ask her to act her age, she died

J'delinee says:
ur mama so fat.. that she made olympic sumo wrestlers look like aneroxic

J'delinee says:
ur mama so fat
J'delinee says:
that when she steps on the weight scale
J'delinee says:
it says '' to be continue ''

J'delinee says:
ur mama so fat, when she fell into grand canyon.. she got stuck

J'delinee says:
ur mama so fat.. that when she bungee jump, she went straight to hell

J'delinee says:
ur mama so ugly, her shadow gave up

J'delinee says:
UR MAMA SO UGLY
J'delinee says:
THAT WHEN UR GRANDMAMA GAVE BIRTH TO HER
J'delinee says:
THE DOCTOR SHOLVE HER BACK IN AGAIN

J'delinee says:
ur mama so ugly, that her middle name was ' accident '

J'delinee says:
ur mama so fat
J'delinee says:
that when she wears a blue shirt
J'delinee says:
a kid go "look ma! the sky is falling"


And here is a pic of our comedian. Interested to know her? PM me ;p
(Click on her pic to go to her blog)

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